This site belongs to Major C.E. MacGregor. Our staff maintain it pending the Major's return from duty. Although the Smoking Astronaut, as some call him, has been technically missing in action for over two solar years, we carry on in his stead, with nothing to sell, but the advice is free, and worth it. Information upon the whereabouts of Major C.E. MacGregor must be sent to this site immediately. END

 Major C.E. "Coffee" MacGregor

 2003 The MacGregor Foundation

Coffee created this site to preserve the knowledge of what he felt were mankind's most noteworthy achievements. His special faith in people, and himself, is what makes me so confident that he'll return to us someday... "That we may never forget." - Lt. Shawna Candyslice

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 In addition to its role in the continuing search for Major MacGregor, this site serves as a forum for works in art, science, and fiction. The Smoking Astronaut is an archive designed to promote and preserve these works, and to increase public awareness of their talented creators. This site is also an official information post for The International Space Corps.